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Newton slipped a 6 yard shovel pass to running back Christian McCaffrey with 11:04 left in the second quarter as the rookie’s first NFL touchdown tied the game at 10 10. Newton tossed a 10 yard TD pass to wide
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“I worked at a potato chip company while I played for the 49ers!” That was in the 1950s: “We made five, six thousand a year, but you could live on it then,” says Hurryin’ Hugh. “Today they make millions. They’re
“Electronics is the world we live in today,”
“Electronics is the world we live in today,” Girardi said. “It’s changed the world we live in and it will continue to change as we move on. Again, there has to be something the catcher, the pitcher and the middle
In his three starts, largely managed games at
In his three starts, largely managed games at best, struggling through them at worst with limited accuracy and seemingly little license to look too far downfield. He turned back the clock on Pittsburgh’s game winning drive against the San Diego
Several NFL players suffered season ending in
Several NFL players suffered season ending injuries Sunday, including receivers Allen Robinson of the Jacksonville Jaguars and Kevin White of the Chicago Bears. But Stephon Tuitt dodged that degree of damage and is expected to play again this season after
I once went to a booster club meeting, during
I once went to a booster club meeting, during which we discussed approving several million dollars’ worth of repairs to our stadium. A school representative who had recently moved to town from New England was appalled that we were blowing
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Week 3 of last year, according to a tweet from ESPN sports business reporter Darren Rovell. The CBS pregame show had its highest viewership in seven years, he added.Nevermind those ratings bumps, some Colorado fans said. They finished with the
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Gerald Maher, a Massachusetts dentist, developed for football players a near invisible mouthpiece, a dental retainer that reduces the risk of a player’s teeth and jaws getting forced upwards and into the brain. This mouthpiece is made from two small,
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1. Atlanta Falcons $1.05 million2. Baltimore Ravens $884,5003. Buffalo Bills $679,0004. Indianapolis Colts $620,0005. Minnesota Vikings $605,0006. Green Bay Packers $600,0007. New York Jets $377,5008. Kansas City Chiefs $250,0009,. Cincinnati Bengals $138,96010. Dallas Cowboys $62,50011. St. Louis Rams $60,00012. Pittsburgh