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“Electronics is the world we live in today,”
“Electronics is the world we live in today,” Girardi said. “It’s changed the world we live in and it will continue to change as we move on. Again, there has to be something the catcher, the pitcher and the middle
In his three starts, largely managed games at
In his three starts, largely managed games at best, struggling through them at worst with limited accuracy and seemingly little license to look too far downfield. He turned back the clock on Pittsburgh’s game winning drive against the San Diego
Several NFL players suffered season ending in
Several NFL players suffered season ending injuries Sunday, including receivers Allen Robinson of the Jacksonville Jaguars and Kevin White of the Chicago Bears. But Stephon Tuitt dodged that degree of damage and is expected to play again this season after
Week 3 of last year, according to a tweet fro
Week 3 of last year, according to a tweet from ESPN sports business reporter Darren Rovell. The CBS pregame show had its highest viewership in seven years, he added.Nevermind those ratings bumps, some Colorado fans said. They finished with the
“If we work just one leg,” says Chris Frederi
“If we work just one leg,” says Chris Frederick, “then get up and do a squat, you’re going to be all twisted up, but in a good way. One side will just drop, while the other side is still restricted.
It is possible Bootsy was aiming for irony (a
It is possible Bootsy was aiming for irony (after all, it incorporates the ’80s Bengals fan chant “Who Dey?”), but if so, he fully missed the mark. Aside from a numbingly repetitive beat and uninteresting lyrics (y’know . players rapping
2. What does the team do at quarterback? The
2. What does the team do at quarterback? The Bills got promising play from first year starting quarterback Tyrod Taylor in 2015. But was it enough to offer him a contract extension? Or do they let him head into the
A total disrespect of everything that we stan
A total disrespect of everything that we stand for, Trump said, encouraging owners to act. He added, you love to see one of these NFL owners, when somebody disrespects our flag, you say, that son of a bitch off the
You see, as Americans we’re indoctrinated fro
You see, as Americans we’re indoctrinated from a young age to drop whatever we’re doing, place our hands on our hearts and race to the nearest flagpole every time we hear The Star Spangled Banner playing 40 miles away. It’s